FIC: Torchwood (drabble) - Brad the Impaler

[fajrdrako_fic]

Title: Brad the Impaler
Author: fajrdrako
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto Jones, Owen Harper
Challenge: tw100, challenge: blogging
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine, no claims, all property of the BBC.
Notes: No spoilers, though this was inspired by an incident in the Torchwood novel Torchwood: Another Life. Cross-posted to my LJ and to tw100.


Brad the Impaler

Ianto smiled blandly as he brought Owen his morning coffee. "Extra sugar for Brad today?"

"Mmm?" said Owen, intent on the notes on his monitor. He froze in classic double-take. "What?"

Ianto was already halfway to Toshiko's desk.

"Come back here, Teaboy, and repeat that."

Ianto paused politely. "Extra sugar?"

"You prick. Were you-"

"Reading your role-playing blog? No. That would be prying. Not my fault you never change your password. I thoroughly enjoyed..." he dropped his voice, "the erotic adventures of Brad the Impaler."

"You'll die slowly, Jones."

"You can't scare me," said Ianto calmly. "I know your secrets."